emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

(via pyeroar)

Anonymous asked:

Figure it out dork

welcome to my crib Answer:

Um. Is this cj Ryley Aren Ethan?

Anonymous asked:

We used to be friends and now we are not. You were always desperate to hangout with me.

welcome to my crib Answer:

Okay well if you know me then you know that could be several different people so if you don’t mind spelling it out for me?

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

(via gnarly)

bombing:

the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it

(via snorlaxatives)